[14:42] <Expletive> !konata takeawayrape
[14:42] <trenchfoot> I like takeawayrape because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
[14:43] <trenchfoot> takeawayrape also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that’s good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?
[14:43] <trenchfoot> takeawayrape is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren’t real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love takeawayrape and she wouldn’t dump me because she’s so nice and cool.
[14:43] <trenchfoot> We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
